Today’s Scripture Reading (October
15, 2019): Proverbs 26
According to the advertisement,
you can get one for about $400 to $600. As with many things, it requires a 25%
down payment. But for that investment, you can make a woman infertile, or maybe
send a neighbor terrifying nightmares, or even cause that wealthy shop owner, that
one who was disrespectful to you, financial problems. Are you in love with
someone who is in a relationship with someone else? Not a problem! There is a
spell that will cause relationships to end and people to separate. You can even
send someone bladder or kidney problems. As long as you are willing to pay the
price. Of course, if you pay the down payment but refuse to pay the balance,
then the spell can be removed, and new curse can be placed on you. It is a more
spiritual form of debt collection. Oh yeah, the curse also comes with a
guarantee. There is no way that the spell can be reversed and land on you (as
long as the bill gets paid). It is entirely safe, and every spell comes with a
lifetime guarantee. All for a $400 to $600 one-time payment.
Have you ever felt like you are
cursed? You know, the day that you leave just a little late for work is the day
that there is a traffic accident that ties up an intersection and forces you
into an unplanned detour. Or maybe a series of unfortunate events that just
does not seem to want to stop. Have you ever wondered if there might be a way
to stop the curse?
Just as a personal disclaimer,
I am a bit of a skeptic when it comes to blessings and curses. When that
accident happens on the one day that I am running late, I don’t think that
someone placed a curse on me. In the same way, when I find that rare parking
spot downtown with an hour still left on the meter, I am not quick to praise
God for the unexpected blessing or miracle. Both of these are part of living in
a city, even if they are rare events. Sometimes rare events happen. As I write
this, I am battling an undefined pain in my knee, but I am pretty sure that
someone who doesn’t like me has not placed a curse on my knee. I know that, in
some deep dark basement, there is not a woman with a crooked nose and long grey
hair sticking a pin into a “Garry shaped doll.”
But you don’t have to take the
word of a skeptic like me. Even Solomon makes this promise. If you don’t
deserve the curse, then it can’t land on you. It doesn’t matter the expertise
of the one sending the curse, or how much someone paid for the spell, no curse
will come to rest on those who do not deserve it. That doesn’t mean that you
won’t experience some bad luck. But, if you are a child of God and try to live
according to what is right, even if at times you fail at that, then the powers
of the dark arts cannot affect you. This is a promise.
Tomorrow’s Scripture Reading: Proverbs 27
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